How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!