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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!