How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma