When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet