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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!