When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!