When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.