What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What do you call a smart plumber?

A wisecrack.

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.