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What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What do you call a smart plumber?

A wisecrack.

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.