What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.