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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"