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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.