What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.