What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.