What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.