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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.