How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.