How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.