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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Who drives it?

The officer.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.