How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.