How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner!

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.