Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.