Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
He resisted a rest.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
We're both doctors
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Lentil next time.
