March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Pulse Jokes More Pulse Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men