Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
For holding up a pair of pants.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
Lentil next time.
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