I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
They're all about force projection.
To promote off-shore drilling.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Michael Brown
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
I replied, "None of them... yet."
More guns.
Fish.
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
O....Hi!.....o.....
They might give you Hi-V back!
