I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Tell him your plans.
Because he liked it.
Ex-Benedict.
Ex-Benedict
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
Truth or Darren Wilson.
In the wight house.
A high rise
When it's a baby elephant!
Me: Egg shells.
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
