I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
An essay.
A theocracy.
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
America
Loafers.
You're!
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Me too*
They demand credit for everything
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
Dam... I got to get in shape!
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Michael Brown
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
