I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Humans miss Harambe.
The people miss Harambe.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
The NBA.
Because they are dead.
Hi, Cliff
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
Curling Iron.
A sense of humor.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
It's stale, mate.
Bread in captivity.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
