Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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I just booked a cook for cooking the books.
You can have my beer if you let me go.
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Carlos
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
An atroCITY.
Everything is cool there already.
A bullet.
The people miss Harambe.
Because they are dead.
Hi, Ladies!
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
So we can think about a solution in silence
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Lightbulb.
Little Ceasars
With a pair of Caesars.
