Ex Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.