Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.