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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!