What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach