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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.