What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!