What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby