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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.