What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.