Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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I'll be bach.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Terminate Jokes More Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.