Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.