Terminator Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What do you call a Robotic Abortion Doctor?

The Terminator

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and the Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

A family reunion

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Terminate Jokes More Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.