Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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One was fired, the other was terminated

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They don't deliver on Sunday

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Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

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None, just upgrade to windows

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I still love vista, baby

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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He suffered an elegiac reaction.