Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

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Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Linux Jokes More Linux Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!