Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!