Terminator Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What does a black men and The Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Terminate Jokes More Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

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With a skynet

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.