How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!