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How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, The Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.