What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.