What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

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What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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Wester

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What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.