Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Some traffic signs say stop.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Wasa-B! Let's roll.
The knock speeds up.
So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop
A sense of humor.
Because they have running yolks.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
You skip the punchline.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
