What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!