Because 7 8 9.
Because windows 7 8 9
They don't have windows.
Because Windows 8 9.
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
My tax refund.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
Because 7 8 9 A
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)