Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.