Because 7 8 9.
You bust a rime.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Because 7 ate 9
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;
They think, therefore they arrrr
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."