Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)