Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package