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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.