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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!