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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)