What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.