What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.