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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.