What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.