What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.