Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.