Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.