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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.