Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.