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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona