Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!