Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran