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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!