What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.