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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.