What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.