What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.