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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.