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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.