What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.