What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

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What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.