Mountain Climber Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.