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Mountain Climber Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!