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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Handlebar Jokes More Handlebar Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.