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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.