What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.