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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.