To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
To put the bones on the other side.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
Juan down, a million more to go.
Jerry's kids.
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Adele. Some one set fire to the train