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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele