Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.