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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

Public access.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide