Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide