Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!