Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.