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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.