What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!