What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a