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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.