What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.