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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!