Height Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!