A chicken
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Pi * z * z * a
A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
A brick-layer!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
The penguin who pushed him!
They slide down the banana-ster!
An airplane
We want our land back!!
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
A drizzly bear, of course
6 foot of snot
A Graduated cylinder.