A chicken
Pi * z * z * a
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
She's afraid of heights.
Nothing, it just waved.
She wanted to wash up on shore
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Bedlam
Piston
To get to the other slide.
She wanted to chanel her inner child
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
A Graduated cylinder.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
