Height Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo