Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.