What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.