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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!