What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.