What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.