What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.