What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.