What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.