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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!