How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!