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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!