How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.