How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!