How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!