How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.