Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.