Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Who gets saved?

America

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.