Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy