Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Nunchuck Jokes More Nunchuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.