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Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Who gets saved?

America