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Nun Chuck Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!