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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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