Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Darth Deciduous
Winnies' pooh.
None.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
Hay Fever!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Citric Flaccid
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.
A completely rational fear.
