How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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How much wood......could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!