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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

What do you call a fear of deadly snakes?

Common sense.

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.