How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.