How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris