How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.