What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream