What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99