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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

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What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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