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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.