What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B