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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

Sarah Jokes More Sarah Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.