Sarah Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

Downey Jokes More Downey Jokes

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Little Johnny Jokes More Little Johnny Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Summertime Jokes More Summertime Jokes

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!