Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.
Everywhere
Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there? A:Not Sarah.
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
Sarah kept silent.
Because I've me herbivore.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Baby cedar
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
For Harambe.
Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Let's get sheet-faced!
Fabric softener.
Everywhere!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
A buck an ear
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
