Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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A buck an ear!

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've met herbivore.