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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.