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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.