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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.