What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling