What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner