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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling