How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the small road go to college?

Tulane University

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.