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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!