How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid