How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.