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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.