What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling