What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling