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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling