What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner