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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner