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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling