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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Coal Mining Company Jokes More Coal Mining Company Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.