Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.