How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers