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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.