How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.