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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes