What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes