What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.