What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.