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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.