What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.