What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

Who's there! Brie! Brie who?

Brie me my supper!

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Veggie Jokes More Veggie Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...