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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.