Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing