Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad