Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing