Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad