What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

He didn't want to show up for the finals

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.