They always take things literally.
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
