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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that