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Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.