Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.