Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!